Norway!
This one is for all the guys out there that thinks it's so fucking easy
You think you could do any better yourself?
Fuck you guys!
It's no fucking walk in the park, to put it mildly
And for every skit we make, we throw away perhaps 40
You in?
Stressed and booked Lasse Kjus
Was supposed to be part of a fixture to light a fart
And Lasse showed up with his ass and fired up the gas
I was ready with the lighter
But then we thought through it and then we put it on ice
And then we put it on ice
No, Lasse Kjus farting? That's no skit
And then we put it on ice
We put everything on ice, man
We don't give a shit
Was making a skit about Robin Hood that never learned how to ride a horse
He had to sit in a sulky(?) all the time
And then he was supposed to say:
Everytime I shoot an arrow I hit my own horse in the arse.
But once he drew his bow
And then we put it on ice.
Yes, but the whole project just felt that fucked, man
And then we put it on ice.
It's the worst idea ever
Robin Fucking Hood
Who cares?
Okay people, now you must get ready for here he comes, it's the king himself.
My boy Bernhoft
Are you with me?
Now the kids in the cellar need to shut up, okay?
But, shit, you're using too much time with that pedal shit.
Fuck it, new verse
Was going to make a classic vegetable skit, but with a crazy and funny twist
Where the vegetable was boss and sold fresh people over the counter
A tomato came in with reasons to rob the store.
But once the garlic jumped upon him
And then we put it on ice.
Well, vegetables, they can't work in a store..
They don't even have their own brain
And then we put it on ice
How are they supposed to deal with money and nightsafe and that kind of stuff
Okay guys, what you got for us? You!
Yes, the king and the queen is in, they can be naked and they get the moose theirself.
Fuck it, we skipped that idea like 20 minutes ago.
Fuck man, you guys need to give us something better
We suddenly realized we had to put it up a notch
And put my son on the top of a very long stairway.
I took a fucking long running speed, to kick the boy down
But when I finally reached him.
And then I kicked him down
I took a warp speed and crushed that poor fella'
Haha, that's the funniest thing I've done in my life by far.
People came to me in the streets and said:
Fuck, that sketch where you kicked that kid, that's the funniest shit I've ever seen
You understand?
You have to choose the correct idea, bitch
Just kick him down or stab him with a woodpecker
And then we put it on ice...
It's not much harder than that.
(Keep in mind this song is an entire joke and have no root in reality, it's a joke.)
This one is for all the guys out there that thinks it's so fucking easy
You think you could do any better yourself?
Fuck you guys!
It's no fucking walk in the park, to put it mildly
And for every skit we make, we throw away perhaps 40
You in?
Stressed and booked Lasse Kjus
Was supposed to be part of a fixture to light a fart
And Lasse showed up with his ass and fired up the gas
I was ready with the lighter
But then we thought through it and then we put it on ice
And then we put it on ice
No, Lasse Kjus farting? That's no skit
And then we put it on ice
We put everything on ice, man
We don't give a shit
Was making a skit about Robin Hood that never learned how to ride a horse
He had to sit in a sulky(?) all the time
And then he was supposed to say:
Everytime I shoot an arrow I hit my own horse in the arse.
But once he drew his bow
And then we put it on ice.
Yes, but the whole project just felt that fucked, man
And then we put it on ice.
It's the worst idea ever
Robin Fucking Hood
Who cares?
Okay people, now you must get ready for here he comes, it's the king himself.
My boy Bernhoft
Are you with me?
Now the kids in the cellar need to shut up, okay?
But, shit, you're using too much time with that pedal shit.
Fuck it, new verse
Was going to make a classic vegetable skit, but with a crazy and funny twist
Where the vegetable was boss and sold fresh people over the counter
A tomato came in with reasons to rob the store.
But once the garlic jumped upon him
And then we put it on ice.
Well, vegetables, they can't work in a store..
They don't even have their own brain
And then we put it on ice
How are they supposed to deal with money and nightsafe and that kind of stuff
Okay guys, what you got for us? You!
Yes, the king and the queen is in, they can be naked and they get the moose theirself.
Fuck it, we skipped that idea like 20 minutes ago.
Fuck man, you guys need to give us something better
We suddenly realized we had to put it up a notch
And put my son on the top of a very long stairway.
I took a fucking long running speed, to kick the boy down
But when I finally reached him.
And then I kicked him down
I took a warp speed and crushed that poor fella'
Haha, that's the funniest thing I've done in my life by far.
People came to me in the streets and said:
Fuck, that sketch where you kicked that kid, that's the funniest shit I've ever seen
You understand?
You have to choose the correct idea, bitch
Just kick him down or stab him with a woodpecker
And then we put it on ice...
It's not much harder than that.
(Keep in mind this song is an entire joke and have no root in reality, it's a joke.)