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Wukong Verse
I’m straight loco, sign your death warrant like Koko.
Carry the team on my back like a hobo.
I wield the power of the plague jungle runestone.
I break bones Nimbus Strike into Cyclone.
King Louie pissed off, chemically imbalanced.
My staff grows so quick you’ll think I’m sponsored by Cialis.
King of the jungle; no house, tree palace.
More majestic to behold than the aurora borealis
Knock you up, take you down. It’s a vicious cycle.
You’re looking weak call support in to check your vitals.
I pop a decoy, you’ll think I’m everywhere.
This monkey king employs guerilla warfare.
This game is looking bleak. You feel a stark chill.
Maybe you shoulda took the last train to Clarksville
You never had a chance. This win was predestined.
No one’s been owned this hard by primates since Charleston Heston.
Wukong Chorus
We’re the kings of the rift you can bow down. We own the sky and the land and the underground.
I’m Wukong got your whole team tilting, climb the leaderboard like it’s the Empire State Building.
We’re the kings of the rift and we dictate. We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate.
I got my items now it’s time to engage, I’m taking down all your towers Monkey King on a RampageTM.
Tryndamere Verse
I’m the Barbarian King and you can trust me.
I’m not trying to come onto you but I’m feeling quite lusty.
You can call me your majesty but I’ll respond to Mr. President.
Me and Ashe together now; Freljord represent.
I’m the savior of the team, even Kayle calls me heaven sent.
I’m like Superman minus the Clark Kent.
My right arm’s a lot stronger than your entire team.
If we were Transformers I’d be Optimus you’d be Starscream.
Thornmail won’t help you, noob. I don’t know what you’ve been told.
I got more rage in me than a whole team full of Reginalds.
Spin into a bush find your whole team cut, everybody down.
Five autoattacks [whack](or some other onomatopoeia) off before your bodies hit the ground.
Tryin’ to farm in lane, then you hear the beat. Better move your feet.
Noxus on retreat. My revenge will be too sweet.
Don’t know how to be discrete. Better Ctrl+Alt+Delete,
Task manager if you don’t want to face defeat.
Tryndamere Chorus
We’re the kings of the rift you can bow down. We own the sky and the land and the underground.
I’m Tryndamere, noob. Tremble at my battlecries. Higher success rate than the Starship Enterprise.
We’re the kings of the rift and we dictate. We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate.
Don’t need more kills but it’s nice of you to volunteer. Forget the Legends they should call it League of Tryndamere.
J4 Verse
Embark with the martial cadence.
Who got the heart to lark with Jarvan? I’m stark raving persuasive.
My blade tip sails and cuts through mirages
With the precise movements to unbuckle ya muzzle and subtle harness.
So lets start with the carnage and hit the IV(like medicine).
Smart bartering regrowth pendant. Submit to the IV, the fourth.
I make ‘em draw swords. Calamity to stand with,
You’ll be screaming ‘laggy bandwidth’ the way I set the Demacian standard.
Candidly accurate [bonding] with Atma’s impaler.
Vastly lacerating ya ascertained fraction of greatness.
Unhatching Cataclysm haphazard mannerism.
Trap your ass and bash Dragon Strike in mashing rhythm.
King of action, passion to save the day.
Maelstrom of pain. Break the Walls of Jericho Swain.
Place hate of bloated mages, maintaining my Golden Aegis.
Any and all attempt at execution is failing.
J4 Chorus
We’re the kings of the rift you can bow down. We own the sky and the land and the underground.
There isn’t anything you can bring to the Trinity Force. Battle-hardened royalty, our synergies forced.
We’re the kings of the rift and we dictate. We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate.
With impeccable methods, you’d think it was telepathy. The way we make moves: Checkmate, dead in 3 2 1
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Wukong Verse
I’m straight loco, sign your death warrant like Koko.
Carry the team on my back like a hobo.
I wield the power of the plague jungle runestone.
I break bones Nimbus Strike into Cyclone.
King Louie pissed off, chemically imbalanced.
My staff grows so quick you’ll think I’m sponsored by Cialis.
King of the jungle; no house, tree palace.
More majestic to behold than the aurora borealis
Knock you up, take you down. It’s a vicious cycle.
You’re looking weak call support in to check your vitals.
I pop a decoy, you’ll think I’m everywhere.
This monkey king employs guerilla warfare.
This game is looking bleak. You feel a stark chill.
Maybe you shoulda took the last train to Clarksville
You never had a chance. This win was predestined.
No one’s been owned this hard by primates since Charleston Heston.
Wukong Chorus
We’re the kings of the rift you can bow down. We own the sky and the land and the underground.
I’m Wukong got your whole team tilting, climb the leaderboard like it’s the Empire State Building.
We’re the kings of the rift and we dictate. We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate.
I got my items now it’s time to engage, I’m taking down all your towers Monkey King on a RampageTM.
Tryndamere Verse
I’m the Barbarian King and you can trust me.
I’m not trying to come onto you but I’m feeling quite lusty.
You can call me your majesty but I’ll respond to Mr. President.
Me and Ashe together now; Freljord represent.
I’m the savior of the team, even Kayle calls me heaven sent.
I’m like Superman minus the Clark Kent.
My right arm’s a lot stronger than your entire team.
If we were Transformers I’d be Optimus you’d be Starscream.
Thornmail won’t help you, noob. I don’t know what you’ve been told.
I got more rage in me than a whole team full of Reginalds.
Spin into a bush find your whole team cut, everybody down.
Five autoattacks [whack](or some other onomatopoeia) off before your bodies hit the ground.
Tryin’ to farm in lane, then you hear the beat. Better move your feet.
Noxus on retreat. My revenge will be too sweet.
Don’t know how to be discrete. Better Ctrl+Alt+Delete,
Task manager if you don’t want to face defeat.
Tryndamere Chorus
We’re the kings of the rift you can bow down. We own the sky and the land and the underground.
I’m Tryndamere, noob. Tremble at my battlecries. Higher success rate than the Starship Enterprise.
We’re the kings of the rift and we dictate. We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate.
Don’t need more kills but it’s nice of you to volunteer. Forget the Legends they should call it League of Tryndamere.
J4 Verse
Embark with the martial cadence.
Who got the heart to lark with Jarvan? I’m stark raving persuasive.
My blade tip sails and cuts through mirages
With the precise movements to unbuckle ya muzzle and subtle harness.
So lets start with the carnage and hit the IV(like medicine).
Smart bartering regrowth pendant. Submit to the IV, the fourth.
I make ‘em draw swords. Calamity to stand with,
You’ll be screaming ‘laggy bandwidth’ the way I set the Demacian standard.
Candidly accurate [bonding] with Atma’s impaler.
Vastly lacerating ya ascertained fraction of greatness.
Unhatching Cataclysm haphazard mannerism.
Trap your ass and bash Dragon Strike in mashing rhythm.
King of action, passion to save the day.
Maelstrom of pain. Break the Walls of Jericho Swain.
Place hate of bloated mages, maintaining my Golden Aegis.
Any and all attempt at execution is failing.
J4 Chorus
We’re the kings of the rift you can bow down. We own the sky and the land and the underground.
There isn’t anything you can bring to the Trinity Force. Battle-hardened royalty, our synergies forced.
We’re the kings of the rift and we dictate. We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate.
With impeccable methods, you’d think it was telepathy. The way we make moves: Checkmate, dead in 3 2 1
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