Lulz bringing, the ponies I'm flipping out for
Dressed fly, walking down aisles at the toy store
No Transformer, no Star Wars
The Force is pulling me to the pink floors
Pinkie Pie, Twi', 'Shy, AJ, way more
ponies than I thought, freakout, mind's blown
Grabbing like a klepto, grinding like in Jet Set,
Paying at the self check out, now we gone
I have lazy rhymes? This ain't Lazy Town
This is Ponyville, hottest mares around
Art of the dress, move to impress, hooves on the ground,
Don't mess with the butch one, she'll take you down
Skills blowing big up on the Panasonic
Rainboom, spelling out her haters' doom, her haters swoon
They chronic fans now, cheering her every move
Even got the Wonderbolts kissing her flank too
She can't be stopped, bringing the storm
Clearing the skies, that tank-like flank
Soarin’ above, grace like a dove
But even she can't run from the Pink Baker of Love
Pink filly go twitch-a-twitch
Switch it up, bounce-ity bouncin'-bouncin' up all around
Fourth wall breaking up, this ain't no animation error
'Cause around her, physics are derping up
When her hair deflates, it's all terror
But no cupcakes, that thing's never ever
Gonna be canon, thank Celestia forever
Silly fandom, sometimes you (are so random)
That was only part one, no way I'm through
There's 6 mares, I've only covered two
Do the math, that's only one-third dude
Welcome to class little filly, it's time for school
But no school for the purple one, she way too cool
Born with magic infused, got 'em all confused
Bookworm prodigy, turned her parents to pottery
Celestia said "you ought to be my student", so she taught her (ze magicks)
And Trixie can't stand it
The G and PT claims that she vanquished
A beast that nopony alone could ever manage
The Ursa Major, yeah right she could barely scratch it
Catch it, that wasn't even the real deal
It was just an Ursa Minor, just a baby still
And what raelly killed me is the
Color of fur of the fearsome Ursa Major
It was purple, Twilight's also purple, oh no
A rhyming staelate, Have to switch it up, Spike's soulmate
Oh wait, she's only in his dreams, no way
he has a chance to tap that flank, heigh's below waist (NOOOO)
Are there even interspecies mates?
All you see is pony on pony, triple-X rates
We got Misses Cupake, and Mister Carrot Cake
But we got no Miss Diamond Dog-Pony Flank Cake
That would've been a whine 3-way
Down below in the dogs' gray jewel caves
Guess Samberg got it strainght when claimed "area's gray"
'cause with a mare in the middle there's some leeway
Pony Synchtube stream, watchin' all the way
On the couch, goin' full Bruno Mars, la-zay
Sunny day, hands in my pants, am I carzy
Stayin' inside watchin' all 'em ponies all day?
(Hm, nah), more like Fluttershy (Yay)
Applejack buckin' on the plasma, no pain
no gain, end of the episode only halfway
through, what the buck, trolled hard and collapsed too
Not my favourite pony, to thell the truth
Ironically, she happens to be the mare of truth
Elements of Harmony, she representin' honesty
And honestly, she got nothing on FLuttershy, she
be carin' for every animal in the land and
In a mane 6 free for all, she'd eat 'em up,
Danimals, radical bipolar flippin, by the way,
All her animals who hated ended up in her trashcan
The mare ain't trippin, well, except maybe
Over her own tarps, but she still be illin'
You'd almost think that she'd start killin
But she ain't really like that she just wants love... STAT
Act a cockatrice and you'll flatline, you catch that?
Disobay and you'll get the Stare, you can't match that
Unless you're Sweetie Belle, the derial master
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -stop dat)
'Kay, Ima stop that now
But I'm still cocking my lyrical shotgun, blaow (BLAOW)
Swagbert reference, legit now, hope I didn't
Confound y'all with the refrences about in this,
in this, super long rap think,
Wishin that I had some pony bling, singing'
Winter Wrap Up, people around me thinkin
"Get this man his medication, he's out of his mind"
In this place I live in, I'm one of a kind
But Bronies are spreading fast, a tumor benign
Public eye catching on, online, offline,
Yeah, real life, we on a roll, surpass Forever Alone
Buth with us, you're never alone
Some sipping Patron, but some not sippin' Patron
I'm a tad too young, be we bronies are young ant the old
And with a voice this low, man, you'd never
Some y'all claimed my verses needed work
Now I spit rhymes so clever, it's like I'm Twilight
when I write, my words are Spike, y'all letters
I'll burn you right and send you off into the night
When you're on the moon, say "hi" to Luna for me
'cause that's where every single hater's gonna be
Banished for 10 centuries, ya got some time to hate on me
But don't berate me, just love and tolerate me
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Damn, I just love that guy.
Dressed fly, walking down aisles at the toy store
No Transformer, no Star Wars
The Force is pulling me to the pink floors
Pinkie Pie, Twi', 'Shy, AJ, way more
ponies than I thought, freakout, mind's blown
Grabbing like a klepto, grinding like in Jet Set,
Paying at the self check out, now we gone
I have lazy rhymes? This ain't Lazy Town
This is Ponyville, hottest mares around
Art of the dress, move to impress, hooves on the ground,
Don't mess with the butch one, she'll take you down
Skills blowing big up on the Panasonic
Rainboom, spelling out her haters' doom, her haters swoon
They chronic fans now, cheering her every move
Even got the Wonderbolts kissing her flank too
She can't be stopped, bringing the storm
Clearing the skies, that tank-like flank
Soarin’ above, grace like a dove
But even she can't run from the Pink Baker of Love
Pink filly go twitch-a-twitch
Switch it up, bounce-ity bouncin'-bouncin' up all around
Fourth wall breaking up, this ain't no animation error
'Cause around her, physics are derping up
When her hair deflates, it's all terror
But no cupcakes, that thing's never ever
Gonna be canon, thank Celestia forever
Silly fandom, sometimes you (are so random)
That was only part one, no way I'm through
There's 6 mares, I've only covered two
Do the math, that's only one-third dude
Welcome to class little filly, it's time for school
But no school for the purple one, she way too cool
Born with magic infused, got 'em all confused
Bookworm prodigy, turned her parents to pottery
Celestia said "you ought to be my student", so she taught her (ze magicks)
And Trixie can't stand it
The G and PT claims that she vanquished
A beast that nopony alone could ever manage
The Ursa Major, yeah right she could barely scratch it
Catch it, that wasn't even the real deal
It was just an Ursa Minor, just a baby still
And what raelly killed me is the
Color of fur of the fearsome Ursa Major
It was purple, Twilight's also purple, oh no
A rhyming staelate, Have to switch it up, Spike's soulmate
Oh wait, she's only in his dreams, no way
he has a chance to tap that flank, heigh's below waist (NOOOO)
Are there even interspecies mates?
All you see is pony on pony, triple-X rates
We got Misses Cupake, and Mister Carrot Cake
But we got no Miss Diamond Dog-Pony Flank Cake
That would've been a whine 3-way
Down below in the dogs' gray jewel caves
Guess Samberg got it strainght when claimed "area's gray"
'cause with a mare in the middle there's some leeway
Pony Synchtube stream, watchin' all the way
On the couch, goin' full Bruno Mars, la-zay
Sunny day, hands in my pants, am I carzy
Stayin' inside watchin' all 'em ponies all day?
(Hm, nah), more like Fluttershy (Yay)
Applejack buckin' on the plasma, no pain
no gain, end of the episode only halfway
through, what the buck, trolled hard and collapsed too
Not my favourite pony, to thell the truth
Ironically, she happens to be the mare of truth
Elements of Harmony, she representin' honesty
And honestly, she got nothing on FLuttershy, she
be carin' for every animal in the land and
In a mane 6 free for all, she'd eat 'em up,
Danimals, radical bipolar flippin, by the way,
All her animals who hated ended up in her trashcan
The mare ain't trippin, well, except maybe
Over her own tarps, but she still be illin'
You'd almost think that she'd start killin
But she ain't really like that she just wants love... STAT
Act a cockatrice and you'll flatline, you catch that?
Disobay and you'll get the Stare, you can't match that
Unless you're Sweetie Belle, the derial master
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -stop dat)
'Kay, Ima stop that now
But I'm still cocking my lyrical shotgun, blaow (BLAOW)
Swagbert reference, legit now, hope I didn't
Confound y'all with the refrences about in this,
in this, super long rap think,
Wishin that I had some pony bling, singing'
Winter Wrap Up, people around me thinkin
"Get this man his medication, he's out of his mind"
In this place I live in, I'm one of a kind
But Bronies are spreading fast, a tumor benign
Public eye catching on, online, offline,
Yeah, real life, we on a roll, surpass Forever Alone
Buth with us, you're never alone
Some sipping Patron, but some not sippin' Patron
I'm a tad too young, be we bronies are young ant the old
And with a voice this low, man, you'd never
Some y'all claimed my verses needed work
Now I spit rhymes so clever, it's like I'm Twilight
when I write, my words are Spike, y'all letters
I'll burn you right and send you off into the night
When you're on the moon, say "hi" to Luna for me
'cause that's where every single hater's gonna be
Banished for 10 centuries, ya got some time to hate on me
But don't berate me, just love and tolerate me
----------------------------------------------
Damn, I just love that guy.