*A WHOLE NEW WORLD*
sung by Teleharmonic (Tavros) and Fawn (Vriska)
tiny little edits by Teleharmonic and Fawn
TAVROS
uHHH, I can show you the world
uHHH, Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, Vriska, now when did
You last, uHHHH, let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic ROCKETCAR ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
I ... guess on Prospit, we're dreaming
VRISKA
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
TAVROS
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
VRISKA
Unbelievable sights
Hey, are these redrom feelings?
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless map-filled sky
A whole new world
TAVROS
Don't you dare close your eyes
VRISKA
A hundred thousand things to see
TAVROS
Hold your breath - uHHH, it gets better
VRISKA
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to who I used to be
TAVROS
A whole new world
VRISKA
Every turn a surprise
TAVROS
With new horizons to pursue
VRISKA
Every moment red-letter
TAVROS + VRISKA
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
TAVROS
A whole new world
VRISKA
A whole new world
TAVROS
That's where we'll be
VRISKA
That's where we'll be
TAVROS
A thrilling chase
VRISKA
We reached first base
TAVROS + VRISKA
For you and me
TAVROS: Uhhhh, I've always wanted to fly....
VRISKA: I know. Read your mind.
TAVROS: Uhhhh.... Cool!
*STILL ALIVE*
by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros)
written by Teleharmonic, Fawn, and I know a few other people helped but for the life of me I can't remember who
VRISKA
This was a triumph
I'm making a note: Bluh bluh, huge bitch
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Here in Alternia
We kill who we want because we can
For the good of my lusus
Except right now she is dead
But there's no sense crying 'cause I cannot shed tears
I'll just keep on praying on poor Tavros' fears
And Troll Romance transpires
Among many moon spires
For the twelve trolls who are still alive
TAVROS
Uhhh, I'm not even angry
Uhhh, I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my spine and tried to kill me!
And built all these stairways
You covered my hive in all these stairs
You said it was to make me strong
And now my lusus is dead
But this code you sent me has allowed me to fly
And I'm just so happy I could break down and cry
I'm just like Pupa Pan flying off to other lands
Like the twelve trolls who are still alive
VRISKA
I'm glad you could meet me
I set up this damn charade for you
Maybe you'll find someone else to hate you
Maybe Kanaya
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway this dust is great
It's just so sparkly and nice
TAVROS + VRISKA
Look at us still talking when there's questing to do
VRISKA
Have some happy thoughts
TAVROS
Whoa is this really you?
VRISKA
We've troll romance to explore
TAVROS
Vriska, help me off the floor!
TAVROS + VRISKA
With the twelve trolls who are still alive
VRISKA
At least I'm guessing that they're still alive
TAVROS
I'm flying rockets and we're still alive
VRISKA
I'm so fantastic and we're still alive
TAVROS
If Vriska loves me am I still alive?
VRISKA
Not for long you won't be still alive
TAVROS
Still alive
TAVROS + VRISKA
Still alive
*COLORS OF THE WIND*
by Fawn (Terezi)
written by Fawn and a few other people.... It's in the thread somewhere. I can't remember :C
TEREZI
You think that I'm just some weird alien
But you don't know much about us, so guess what?
Fuck off, you're wrong!
But still I cannot see.
That's right, I'm blind, I can't see.
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know....
You think sense whatever land you land in
The world is just a dead thing you can see
I've tasted every rock and tree and creature
They taste red, they taste yellow, they taste green
You think the only people that you can trust
Are the people in the same session as you
But if you walk the footsteps of a blind troll
You'll taste things you never smelt, you never knew
Have you ever heard the whales cry to the colored moons?
Or asked a musclebeast why he's so STRONG?
Can you type with all the numerals of the prophets?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Come down the hidden pine trails in the forest
Come taste his Honorable Tyranny
Come swing from the ropes underneath my tree hive
And make sure that the guilty don't go free
The asshole and the huge bitch hate each other
My unborn dragon lusus is my friend
And we are all connected to each other
In a double Möbius loop that never ends
How high can my giant tree grow?
If you cut it down, then you'll never know.
And you'll never hear the whales cry to the colored moons,
For whether you are human or grey-skinned,
You need to type with all the numerals of the prophets
You need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can see the world and still
You won't know your world until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind
*BLACK ROMANCE*
by Fawn (Vriska)
written by Mirakelsey and Fawn
VRISKA
Ohhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
x2
I want your stutter
I want your bad legs
I want your fantasy
I want you to beg
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate
I want your treasure
Boondollars in hand
Get in your rocket car
Or roll through the sand
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
You know that I hate you
And yet somehow I need you
I want a black
A Black Romance
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
You think you're Pupa
But Rufio's fake
Fly through the map-filled sky
There's treasure to take
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate
Now you're in my room
I know my web sticks
I'll be your TinkerVriska
Baby it's sick
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
You know that I hate you
And yet somehow I need you ('Cause I'm a huge bitch, baby!)
I want a black
A Black Romance
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
x2
Climb, climb, Tavros baby
Get strong stupid, I'm not crazy
x3
Climb, climb, stupid baby
Get strong, I'm a huge bitch, baby!
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I want your hate, I want to be hate-friends
Je te déteste, mais je veux que tu m'aimes [Trans: I hate you, but I want you to love me]
Je te déteste [Trans: I hate you]
I don't want to be pale (Ohhhhhh)
Don't wanna be ashen (Caught in a Black Romance)
I don't wanna be flushed (Ohhhhhhh)
Want your Black Romance
(Caught in a Black Romance)
Want your Black Romance!
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
*GO THE DISTANCE*
by Teleharmonic (Tavros) with Fawn (Vriska)
written by Teleharmonic, with dialogue by Fawn and TH
TAVROS
I have often dreamed
Of a place like this
With a new adventure
And a sky wide and free
With a thousand quests
And a single kiss
And the maps are showing
This is where I'm meant to be
And I'm on my way
Flying 'cross the distance
In my rocketcar
I guess I could be strong
I'll do every quest
Hey, I'll be the best!
I would go most anywhere
to find where I belong
VRISKA: Oh my god Tavros. What are you doing?
TAVROS: Uhhh.... Singing?
VRISKA: ...why?
TAVROS: I was just, uh, feeling it, I guess. It seemed appropriate! About to go on a quest and all—
VRISKA: So you decided to waste our time by SINGING?
TAVROS: I was just trying to ... uh, set the mood?
VRISKA: ...SET the MOOD? Tavros, this is what I was trying to TELL you about being a good FLARPer. A good FLARPer doesn't break into song in the middle of a quest!
TAVROS: ...okay just ... one more chorus?
VRISKA: NO! This is a waste of time and you're not doing it.
TAVROS: Ah, how about I say something nice about you when I do the next chorus?
VRISKA: (sputtering) Just ... hurry up.
TAVROS: Okay, uhh.... Oooh, okay, hang on! You might like this.... I hope.
TAVROS:
And we'll find our way
We can go the distance
And I know someday
You can make me strong
And if I'm surprised
At what's in your eyes
I guess after all this might be
Right where I belong
TAVROS: You know, I hope you didn't think I, uhhhh ... didn't appreciate the Pupa Pan thing.... I liked it!
VRISKA: Yeah ... whatever.
*TROLLIAN*
by cynicalCanasian (TEREZI) and Fawn (VRISKA)
written by cynicalCanasian and Fawn
TEREZI
Hello hello Karkat, you trolled
I can't read a thing
I am busy FLARPing
With AG right now, see
Karkat would you stop whining
About your movies, please?
Like I said, I can't answer
I'm kind of busy
K-kind of busy
K-k-kind of busy
Sorry, I cannot answer
I'm kind of busy
Just a second Team Charge
Is attacking us tonight
Aradia's my clouder
And she'll put up quite a fight
You should have Trolled me earlier
You knew when I was free
And now you won't stop Trolling me
I'm kind of busy
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna think anymore
I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna talk anymore
I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
(Stop trying to chat with me)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
(I'm busy)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
(Stop trying to chat with me)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
You can Troll if you want
But I won't answer
I am too busy for Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
You can Troll if you want
But I won't answer
I am too busy for Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
VRISKA
Boy you have to advance or abscond
So make your choice much faster
Just roll your dice faster
Or I won't leave no faster
Maybe I should have stayed at home
This session's a disaster
I'mma make your choice for you
Adios, Toreadumbass!
TEREZI
It's not that I don't like you
I'm just busy FLARPing
And I am sick and tired
Of my glasses flashing
VRISKA
So maybe I fucked up
By forcing you off a cliff
Tonight I won't worry 'bout that
'Cause I'll be FLARPing
'Cause I'll be FLARPing
'Cause I'll be FLARPing
Tonight I won't worry 'bout that
'Cause I'll be FLARPing
TEREZI + VRISKA
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna think anymore
TEREZI
I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
TEREZI + VRISKA
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna talk anymore
VRISKA
I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board
TEREZI + VRISKA
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna think anymore
TEREZI
I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
TEREZI + VRISKA
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna talk anymore
VRISKA
I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board
TEREZI + (VRISKA)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
TEREZI
Stop trying to chat with me
TEREZI + (VRISKA)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
TEREZI
I'm busy
TEREZI + (VRISKA)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
VRISKA
Stop trying to guilt me
TEREZI + (VRISKA)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
You can Troll if you want
But I won't answer
I am too busy for Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
You can Troll if you want
But I won't answer
I am too busy for Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
My Trollian
My-my-my Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
My Trollian
My-my-my Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
VRISKA: Fly, Pupa! Fly!!!
*MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU*
by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros)
written by Eniteris, with edits by Fawn
VRISKA
Let's get down to business
To rescue Skaia
Why's my client Tavros
And server Kanaya?
You're the saddest troll
I ever met
But you can bet
Before I'm through
Tavros, I'll make a man
out of you
Cruel as the spider
That's where you'll begin
Once you find your power
Tear imps limb from limb
You're a legless, pale
Pathetic grub
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you
TAVROS
I'm never gonna climb these stairs!
I never was a real good FLARPer.
It isn't my fault that I can't use two limbs!
Vriska, stop shaking my chair!
VRISKA
Kanaya put down the load-gaper!
Now I really will actually help him!
TAVROS
Be a man
VRISKA
You must be swift as the cavalreapers
TAVROS
Be a man
VRISKA
With all the force of a great sky whale
TAVROS
Be a man
VRISKA
With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators
Mysterious as the dark side of the veil
Time is racing toward us
'Til the meteors impact
Heed my every order
and you'll stay on track
You're unsuited for
this game of Sgrub
So here is the code:
PSHOOOES
How can I make a man out of you?
TAVROS
Be a man
TAVROS + VRISKA
You must be swift as the cavalreapers
TAVROS
Be a man
TAVROS + VRISKA
With all the force of a great sky whale
TAVROS
Be a man
TAVROS + VRISKA
With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators
VRISKA
Mysterious as the dark side of the veil
TAVROS
Pupa Pan
VRISKA
You must be swift as the young boy-skylark
TAVROS
Pupa Pan
VRISKA
With all the force of a pirate's gun
TAVROS
Pupa Pan
VRISKA
With all the treasure beneath the X mark
Come on Tavros, our adventure's just begun!
*OOGIE BOOGIE VRISKA*
by Fawn (Vriska) with Teleharmonic (Tavros)
written by Fawn and Zigkirby
VRISKA
Well well well
What have we here?
Pupa Pan, huh?
Oh, how exciting!
So you finally showed up to face your Denizen...
Ha ha ha ha!
You're joking, you're joking,
I can't believe my eye!
I can't believe you fell for that!
This must be the right guy
He's flighty--he's handsome
I don't know which is worse
I'd go and get my pail now
But I might die laughing first!
Welcome to my spider's lair
In the heart of my land
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause it's Pupa's Last Stand
Have you misplaced your shadow?
You'll find it, so don't quit!
It's been under you this whole time,
You stupid sack of shit!
Whooaaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Whoaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Whoaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA + IMPS
'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan
VRISKA
Well I'm feeling antsy
And there's everything to do
I may just puff a special batch
Of stardust just for you
And I'll tell you what it does
I'll explain it real concise
If you want to fly, you'll kiss me now!
Ain't I just so nice
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Whoaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Whoaaaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Yeah...
VRISKA + IMPS
'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan
TAVROS
Release me please, or you will face
The wrath of RUFIO!
I mean, like, if he were real
He'd save me from you, Weirdo
VRISKA
WHAT?!
You're joking! You're joking!
I don't believe this shit!
I go through all this elaborate work
For a dumb response like this?!
You're cruel! You're evil!
You're really a deadweight!
And now, WITHOUT your permission
I'm going to manipulate.
TAVROS: Uhhh, What are you going to do--whoaaaaaa!
VRISKA: I'm going to give you some happy thoughts! Ahahahaha! Oooooh! Dance around a bit, Tavros! Now jump up in the air! Now do it again. Oh, ha!
TAVROS: Vriska, what are you doing?
VRISKA: Something I've always wanted to do.
Hearing your panicked voice to me
Is music in the air
'Cause I'm a selfish lady, Pan,
You know I don't play fair!
It's much more fun, I must confess
When SANITY is on the line
Not mine, of course
But yours, Tavros?
Now that'd be just fine.
TAVROS
Please stop this now or I can call
The others here to make you stop
VRISKA
Oh Pupa, you're something
You're tangled in my web
I don't think that you understand
You stupid dunderhead!
Don't struggle, you'll have fun
There's no need to despair
'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, baby
And you ain't goin' nowhere....
*TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME*
by Fawn (Vriska) and Red Pen (Terezi)
written by Zigkirby, Red Pen, and Fawn
VRISKA
Every single game
I walk through the gate.
I hear people say: "Serket so great"
Ever since sweep 3
Everybody stares at me
Boys, girls, I can't help it baby
So be kind, and don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your ally.
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby,
Or leave me
Take me or leave me
A spider with no lair
Can never catch her prey
To FLARP you need a pair
Baby, so let's play
You are the one I choose
They'd kill to fill our red shoes
You loved to kill people too, Sister
So let's game, but don't you complain, saying
"If you kill, you can't be my, my, my Sister"
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way, can I be what I'm not
But hey, I'm badass AND I'm hot!
Don't fight, in FLARP I am your twin
Cause every game, who helps you win?
Who?
Who helps you win?
(spoken) Kiss, Pookie
TEREZI
It won't work
Made this mistake before
I love justice and penalty
Don't trust you anymore, baby
No not me
Yes, I quit.
you're to blame
I hate you but I love the game.
How to corral my immoral baby?
Sure I'm blind but I don't change my mind
You level-grind but you won't find
Your Scourge Sister, baby.
Take me for what I am
VRISKA
(A blind tree girl)
TEREZI
Who I was meant to be
VRISKA
(Full of highfalutin' morals)
TEREZI
And if you give a damn
VRISKA
(And fancy reservations)
TEREZI
Take me baby or leave me
VRISKA
(A killer's a killer!)
VRISKA + TEREZI
That's it
TEREZI
I know you won't play fair
VRISKA + TEREZI
I quit
TEREZI
So get out of my hair
VRISKA + TEREZI
Sister
VRISKA
What is it about you?
VRISKA + TEREZI
Can't play with you or without you
Take me for what I am
TEREZI
Who I was meant to be
VRISKA
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
TEREZI
And if you give a damn then
Take me baby, or leave me
VRISKA
Take me baby, take me or leave me
VRISKA + TEREZI
Take me baby or leave me
(spoken) Guess I'm leaving, I'm gone!
*FEED ME, VRISKA (GIT IT)*
by Fawn (Vriska and Spidermom)
written by Derp, with edits and additional dialogue by Fawn
SPIDERMOM: Feed me...
VRISKA: ...I beg your pardon?
SPIDERMOM: Feed me.
VRISKA: I can't feed you anymore!! Their spirits come back!
SPIDERMOM: Feed me, Serket, and FEED ME NOW!
VRISKA: I-I can't!
SPIDERMOM: But I'm STARVING!
VRISKA: Look, maybe I can give you some of my blood?
SPIDERMOM: More.... More! MORE!
VRISKA: There isn't any more! What do you want me to do, cut off my arm and feed it to you?
SPIDERMOM: Aaah!
VRISKA: ...look, I've got an idea. I'll go down to Equius' and pick you up a nice chopped musclebeast--
SPIDERMOM: Must be troll...
VRISKA: Mom, I can't--
SPIDERMOM: Must be fresh...
VRISKA: You know that isn't possible!
SPIDERMOM
Feed me!
VRISKA
Does it have to be Troll?
SPIDERMOM
Feed me!
VRISKA
Does it have to be live?
SPIDERMOM
Feed me!
VRISKA
How do I stop them from haunting me?!
SPIDERMOM
Feed me, Vriska
Feed me all night long
That's right, Guuurl
You can do it!
Feed me, Vriska
Feed me all night long
Hahaha
'Cause if you feed me, Vriska
I can raise you big and strooonng
VRISKA: No, I can't do it, Mom. I can't do it without them haunting me!
SPIDERMOM: It'll be worth your while.
VRISKA: ...what? How?
SPIDERMOM: You think the praise is all a coincidence? When you kill, you prove that you're the BEST FLARPer!
VRISKA: ...look, I don't have to listen to you. You're JUST a Lusus, and I'm too old to be nannied by you!
SPIDERMOM: So what, you're better than me now? I'll eat no matter what, Vriska. Whether you agree to bring me food or not.
VRISKA: ...you wouldn't....
SPIDERMOM: So by helping me, you're really helping yourself.
Would you like s'more red shoes?
Or an auspistice to keep tracka you?
How about bidding your fears adieu?
You gonna git it.
(spoken) If you want it.
Would you like to FLARP every day
Just like Mindfang, gettin' to slay
Just give your spider momma some pray
You gonna git it.
I'm your Lusus, I'm your friend
I am willing slave.
Take a chance, just feed me and
You know the kinda eats,
The kinda rainbow treats
The kinda sticky licky sweets
I crave!
Come on, Vriska, don't be a putz
Your life can be greater than a purple blood's
Show a little 'nitiative, work up the guts
And you'll git it
VRISKA
I don't know.... I don't know!
I have so, so many strong reservations
Should I go and perform ... mutilations?
(spoken) ...again.
SPIDERMOM
You didn't have nothin' 'til you met me.
Come on, girl, what will it be?
Loot?
Fame?
Getting all of the levels?
What about your quadrants?
Think it over.
There must be someone you can kill
To make me some LUNCH!
Think about a kismesis
Getting meddled by an auspistice
You'll fill pails my little miss
And you'll git it
Ahh-hah!
VRISKA
Gee I'd like some Pchooos,
Flying around and I do what I choose,
Make that brown blood cry as I cruise
SPIDERMOM
So go git it!
If you wanna be profound
And you really gotta justify
Take a breath and look around
A lot of folks deserve to die
VRISKA: WAIT A SECOND WAIT A SECOND. That might be true. But their ghosts won't stop haunting me! I-I can't feed you without Aradia sicking them on me. In case you didn't know, that's really unpleasant!
SPIDERMOM: Well, sure. If you have a conscience.
VRISKA: It's not just about conscience! It's.... I can't do anything without her getting in the way!
SPIDERMOM: But what if you kill her?
VRISKA: ...no, she's too smart to get fed to you.
SPIDERMOM: Who said she had to get fed...? With her gone, you can feed me as many Trolls as you'd like....
VRISKA + SPIDERMOM
If you want a rationale
That is what you need right? (yeah yeah yeah)
Stop and think it over, gal
That chick will be ashes tonight!
That chick will be ashes tonight!
That chick will be ashes tonight!
VRISKA
She's so nasty, treating me rough!
SPIDERMOM
Summoning ghosts and talking so tough
VRISKA
You need blood and we'll get more than enough
SPIDERMOM
I need blood and we'll get more than enough
VRISKA + SPIDERMOM
We need blood and we'll get more than enough!
SPIDERMOM
(spoken) So ... go git her....
*STARS AND THE MOONS*
by Fawn (Vriska)
written by Fawn with assistance from Zigkirby and Kuraiou
VRISKA
I met a Troll who was obsessed with Pupa Pan
Who despite all the odds would always wear a smile.
I met a Troll who at the face of danger ran
Who would barely respond at my attempts to rile.
I tortured him, so when I tried to kiss him
He got scared and he pushed me away
So it took him a while just to say:
“I’ll give you stars and the moons and we'll FLARP together
And I'll help you get all the loot
We'll get all of the levels from the trials we weather
And we'll have lots of fun to boot.
Even though I know I’m not strong I think you can teach me
I promise that I won’t, uh, whine.”
And I said: "Tavros?
Just grow a fucking spine."
I met a Troll who was a dweller of the sea
Who wanted to kill all landdwellers on a whim.
I met a troll who's more theatrical than me
Who asked if I would like to FLARP some more with him
Though I said sure, as time went on I grew bored
So I quit before things got too bland
And he whined: "But I don't understand
I'll givve you stars and the moons and hatred abound
A bloody rivver beneath our fleet
And for your lusus I'll get fresh troll meat by the pound
In a campaign that can't be beat
I'll be the hottest iron in your fire, so just tell me
How I can keep you wwith me"
And I said: "Eridan?
Go cry to Feferi."
I met a boy from the universe that we made
A pretty derpy kid who walked a path of hope
I met a boy in the Land of Wind and Shade
It's my job to make him a bit less of a dope
So I guess I'll just manipulate him
If I flirt, I'll control what he thinks
But I guess should click on these links....
It's a clip of Nick Cage from the movie Con Air
He's the hottest man I've ever seen
He's in a blood-stained wifebeater and has greasy hair
And the sweat gives his skin a sheen
And he is soulfully standing there holding a bunny
I think that I may just swoon!
And I thought: "Oh my"
Guess found my mate!
So I made my shrine
But since Earth was gone
He'd already died
I was all alone
And I couldn't dream
I sat in the lab
In this universe
And I thought: "My God
I’ll never have the Moons."
sung by Teleharmonic (Tavros) and Fawn (Vriska)
tiny little edits by Teleharmonic and Fawn
TAVROS
uHHH, I can show you the world
uHHH, Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, Vriska, now when did
You last, uHHHH, let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic ROCKETCAR ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
I ... guess on Prospit, we're dreaming
VRISKA
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
TAVROS
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
VRISKA
Unbelievable sights
Hey, are these redrom feelings?
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless map-filled sky
A whole new world
TAVROS
Don't you dare close your eyes
VRISKA
A hundred thousand things to see
TAVROS
Hold your breath - uHHH, it gets better
VRISKA
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to who I used to be
TAVROS
A whole new world
VRISKA
Every turn a surprise
TAVROS
With new horizons to pursue
VRISKA
Every moment red-letter
TAVROS + VRISKA
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
TAVROS
A whole new world
VRISKA
A whole new world
TAVROS
That's where we'll be
VRISKA
That's where we'll be
TAVROS
A thrilling chase
VRISKA
We reached first base
TAVROS + VRISKA
For you and me
TAVROS: Uhhhh, I've always wanted to fly....
VRISKA: I know. Read your mind.
TAVROS: Uhhhh.... Cool!
*STILL ALIVE*
by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros)
written by Teleharmonic, Fawn, and I know a few other people helped but for the life of me I can't remember who
VRISKA
This was a triumph
I'm making a note: Bluh bluh, huge bitch
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Here in Alternia
We kill who we want because we can
For the good of my lusus
Except right now she is dead
But there's no sense crying 'cause I cannot shed tears
I'll just keep on praying on poor Tavros' fears
And Troll Romance transpires
Among many moon spires
For the twelve trolls who are still alive
TAVROS
Uhhh, I'm not even angry
Uhhh, I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my spine and tried to kill me!
And built all these stairways
You covered my hive in all these stairs
You said it was to make me strong
And now my lusus is dead
But this code you sent me has allowed me to fly
And I'm just so happy I could break down and cry
I'm just like Pupa Pan flying off to other lands
Like the twelve trolls who are still alive
VRISKA
I'm glad you could meet me
I set up this damn charade for you
Maybe you'll find someone else to hate you
Maybe Kanaya
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway this dust is great
It's just so sparkly and nice
TAVROS + VRISKA
Look at us still talking when there's questing to do
VRISKA
Have some happy thoughts
TAVROS
Whoa is this really you?
VRISKA
We've troll romance to explore
TAVROS
Vriska, help me off the floor!
TAVROS + VRISKA
With the twelve trolls who are still alive
VRISKA
At least I'm guessing that they're still alive
TAVROS
I'm flying rockets and we're still alive
VRISKA
I'm so fantastic and we're still alive
TAVROS
If Vriska loves me am I still alive?
VRISKA
Not for long you won't be still alive
TAVROS
Still alive
TAVROS + VRISKA
Still alive
*COLORS OF THE WIND*
by Fawn (Terezi)
written by Fawn and a few other people.... It's in the thread somewhere. I can't remember :C
TEREZI
You think that I'm just some weird alien
But you don't know much about us, so guess what?
Fuck off, you're wrong!
But still I cannot see.
That's right, I'm blind, I can't see.
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know....
You think sense whatever land you land in
The world is just a dead thing you can see
I've tasted every rock and tree and creature
They taste red, they taste yellow, they taste green
You think the only people that you can trust
Are the people in the same session as you
But if you walk the footsteps of a blind troll
You'll taste things you never smelt, you never knew
Have you ever heard the whales cry to the colored moons?
Or asked a musclebeast why he's so STRONG?
Can you type with all the numerals of the prophets?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Come down the hidden pine trails in the forest
Come taste his Honorable Tyranny
Come swing from the ropes underneath my tree hive
And make sure that the guilty don't go free
The asshole and the huge bitch hate each other
My unborn dragon lusus is my friend
And we are all connected to each other
In a double Möbius loop that never ends
How high can my giant tree grow?
If you cut it down, then you'll never know.
And you'll never hear the whales cry to the colored moons,
For whether you are human or grey-skinned,
You need to type with all the numerals of the prophets
You need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can see the world and still
You won't know your world until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind
*BLACK ROMANCE*
by Fawn (Vriska)
written by Mirakelsey and Fawn
VRISKA
Ohhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
x2
I want your stutter
I want your bad legs
I want your fantasy
I want you to beg
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate
I want your treasure
Boondollars in hand
Get in your rocket car
Or roll through the sand
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
You know that I hate you
And yet somehow I need you
I want a black
A Black Romance
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
You think you're Pupa
But Rufio's fake
Fly through the map-filled sky
There's treasure to take
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate
Now you're in my room
I know my web sticks
I'll be your TinkerVriska
Baby it's sick
I want your hate
Hate hate hate
I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
You know that I hate you
And yet somehow I need you ('Cause I'm a huge bitch, baby!)
I want a black
A Black Romance
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
x2
Climb, climb, Tavros baby
Get strong stupid, I'm not crazy
x3
Climb, climb, stupid baby
Get strong, I'm a huge bitch, baby!
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I want your hate, I want to be hate-friends
Je te déteste, mais je veux que tu m'aimes [Trans: I hate you, but I want you to love me]
Je te déteste [Trans: I hate you]
I don't want to be pale (Ohhhhhh)
Don't wanna be ashen (Caught in a Black Romance)
I don't wanna be flushed (Ohhhhhhh)
Want your Black Romance
(Caught in a Black Romance)
Want your Black Romance!
I want your hating and I want your revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
You and me could have a Black Romance
Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
Want your Black Romance
*GO THE DISTANCE*
by Teleharmonic (Tavros) with Fawn (Vriska)
written by Teleharmonic, with dialogue by Fawn and TH
TAVROS
I have often dreamed
Of a place like this
With a new adventure
And a sky wide and free
With a thousand quests
And a single kiss
And the maps are showing
This is where I'm meant to be
And I'm on my way
Flying 'cross the distance
In my rocketcar
I guess I could be strong
I'll do every quest
Hey, I'll be the best!
I would go most anywhere
to find where I belong
VRISKA: Oh my god Tavros. What are you doing?
TAVROS: Uhhh.... Singing?
VRISKA: ...why?
TAVROS: I was just, uh, feeling it, I guess. It seemed appropriate! About to go on a quest and all—
VRISKA: So you decided to waste our time by SINGING?
TAVROS: I was just trying to ... uh, set the mood?
VRISKA: ...SET the MOOD? Tavros, this is what I was trying to TELL you about being a good FLARPer. A good FLARPer doesn't break into song in the middle of a quest!
TAVROS: ...okay just ... one more chorus?
VRISKA: NO! This is a waste of time and you're not doing it.
TAVROS: Ah, how about I say something nice about you when I do the next chorus?
VRISKA: (sputtering) Just ... hurry up.
TAVROS: Okay, uhh.... Oooh, okay, hang on! You might like this.... I hope.
TAVROS:
And we'll find our way
We can go the distance
And I know someday
You can make me strong
And if I'm surprised
At what's in your eyes
I guess after all this might be
Right where I belong
TAVROS: You know, I hope you didn't think I, uhhhh ... didn't appreciate the Pupa Pan thing.... I liked it!
VRISKA: Yeah ... whatever.
*TROLLIAN*
by cynicalCanasian (TEREZI) and Fawn (VRISKA)
written by cynicalCanasian and Fawn
TEREZI
Hello hello Karkat, you trolled
I can't read a thing
I am busy FLARPing
With AG right now, see
Karkat would you stop whining
About your movies, please?
Like I said, I can't answer
I'm kind of busy
K-kind of busy
K-k-kind of busy
Sorry, I cannot answer
I'm kind of busy
Just a second Team Charge
Is attacking us tonight
Aradia's my clouder
And she'll put up quite a fight
You should have Trolled me earlier
You knew when I was free
And now you won't stop Trolling me
I'm kind of busy
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna think anymore
I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna talk anymore
I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
(Stop trying to chat with me)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
(I'm busy)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
(Stop trying to chat with me)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
You can Troll if you want
But I won't answer
I am too busy for Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
You can Troll if you want
But I won't answer
I am too busy for Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
VRISKA
Boy you have to advance or abscond
So make your choice much faster
Just roll your dice faster
Or I won't leave no faster
Maybe I should have stayed at home
This session's a disaster
I'mma make your choice for you
Adios, Toreadumbass!
TEREZI
It's not that I don't like you
I'm just busy FLARPing
And I am sick and tired
Of my glasses flashing
VRISKA
So maybe I fucked up
By forcing you off a cliff
Tonight I won't worry 'bout that
'Cause I'll be FLARPing
'Cause I'll be FLARPing
'Cause I'll be FLARPing
Tonight I won't worry 'bout that
'Cause I'll be FLARPing
TEREZI + VRISKA
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna think anymore
TEREZI
I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
TEREZI + VRISKA
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna talk anymore
VRISKA
I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board
TEREZI + VRISKA
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna think anymore
TEREZI
I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
TEREZI + VRISKA
Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
I don't wanna talk anymore
VRISKA
I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board
TEREZI + (VRISKA)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
TEREZI
Stop trying to chat with me
TEREZI + (VRISKA)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
TEREZI
I'm busy
TEREZI + (VRISKA)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
VRISKA
Stop trying to guilt me
TEREZI + (VRISKA)
H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
You can Troll if you want
But I won't answer
I am too busy for Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
You can Troll if you want
But I won't answer
I am too busy for Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
My Trollian
My-my-my Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
My Trollian
My-my-my Trollian
'Cause I'm out on a roll
And I'm killin' the Trolls
I am too busy for Trollian
VRISKA: Fly, Pupa! Fly!!!
*MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU*
by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros)
written by Eniteris, with edits by Fawn
VRISKA
Let's get down to business
To rescue Skaia
Why's my client Tavros
And server Kanaya?
You're the saddest troll
I ever met
But you can bet
Before I'm through
Tavros, I'll make a man
out of you
Cruel as the spider
That's where you'll begin
Once you find your power
Tear imps limb from limb
You're a legless, pale
Pathetic grub
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you
TAVROS
I'm never gonna climb these stairs!
I never was a real good FLARPer.
It isn't my fault that I can't use two limbs!
Vriska, stop shaking my chair!
VRISKA
Kanaya put down the load-gaper!
Now I really will actually help him!
TAVROS
Be a man
VRISKA
You must be swift as the cavalreapers
TAVROS
Be a man
VRISKA
With all the force of a great sky whale
TAVROS
Be a man
VRISKA
With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators
Mysterious as the dark side of the veil
Time is racing toward us
'Til the meteors impact
Heed my every order
and you'll stay on track
You're unsuited for
this game of Sgrub
So here is the code:
PSHOOOES
How can I make a man out of you?
TAVROS
Be a man
TAVROS + VRISKA
You must be swift as the cavalreapers
TAVROS
Be a man
TAVROS + VRISKA
With all the force of a great sky whale
TAVROS
Be a man
TAVROS + VRISKA
With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators
VRISKA
Mysterious as the dark side of the veil
TAVROS
Pupa Pan
VRISKA
You must be swift as the young boy-skylark
TAVROS
Pupa Pan
VRISKA
With all the force of a pirate's gun
TAVROS
Pupa Pan
VRISKA
With all the treasure beneath the X mark
Come on Tavros, our adventure's just begun!
*OOGIE BOOGIE VRISKA*
by Fawn (Vriska) with Teleharmonic (Tavros)
written by Fawn and Zigkirby
VRISKA
Well well well
What have we here?
Pupa Pan, huh?
Oh, how exciting!
So you finally showed up to face your Denizen...
Ha ha ha ha!
You're joking, you're joking,
I can't believe my eye!
I can't believe you fell for that!
This must be the right guy
He's flighty--he's handsome
I don't know which is worse
I'd go and get my pail now
But I might die laughing first!
Welcome to my spider's lair
In the heart of my land
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause it's Pupa's Last Stand
Have you misplaced your shadow?
You'll find it, so don't quit!
It's been under you this whole time,
You stupid sack of shit!
Whooaaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Whoaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Whoaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA + IMPS
'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan
VRISKA
Well I'm feeling antsy
And there's everything to do
I may just puff a special batch
Of stardust just for you
And I'll tell you what it does
I'll explain it real concise
If you want to fly, you'll kiss me now!
Ain't I just so nice
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Whoaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Whoaaaaa
IMPS
Whoaaa
VRISKA
Yeah...
VRISKA + IMPS
'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan
TAVROS
Release me please, or you will face
The wrath of RUFIO!
I mean, like, if he were real
He'd save me from you, Weirdo
VRISKA
WHAT?!
You're joking! You're joking!
I don't believe this shit!
I go through all this elaborate work
For a dumb response like this?!
You're cruel! You're evil!
You're really a deadweight!
And now, WITHOUT your permission
I'm going to manipulate.
TAVROS: Uhhh, What are you going to do--whoaaaaaa!
VRISKA: I'm going to give you some happy thoughts! Ahahahaha! Oooooh! Dance around a bit, Tavros! Now jump up in the air! Now do it again. Oh, ha!
TAVROS: Vriska, what are you doing?
VRISKA: Something I've always wanted to do.
Hearing your panicked voice to me
Is music in the air
'Cause I'm a selfish lady, Pan,
You know I don't play fair!
It's much more fun, I must confess
When SANITY is on the line
Not mine, of course
But yours, Tavros?
Now that'd be just fine.
TAVROS
Please stop this now or I can call
The others here to make you stop
VRISKA
Oh Pupa, you're something
You're tangled in my web
I don't think that you understand
You stupid dunderhead!
Don't struggle, you'll have fun
There's no need to despair
'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, baby
And you ain't goin' nowhere....
*TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME*
by Fawn (Vriska) and Red Pen (Terezi)
written by Zigkirby, Red Pen, and Fawn
VRISKA
Every single game
I walk through the gate.
I hear people say: "Serket so great"
Ever since sweep 3
Everybody stares at me
Boys, girls, I can't help it baby
So be kind, and don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your ally.
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby,
Or leave me
Take me or leave me
A spider with no lair
Can never catch her prey
To FLARP you need a pair
Baby, so let's play
You are the one I choose
They'd kill to fill our red shoes
You loved to kill people too, Sister
So let's game, but don't you complain, saying
"If you kill, you can't be my, my, my Sister"
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way, can I be what I'm not
But hey, I'm badass AND I'm hot!
Don't fight, in FLARP I am your twin
Cause every game, who helps you win?
Who?
Who helps you win?
(spoken) Kiss, Pookie
TEREZI
It won't work
Made this mistake before
I love justice and penalty
Don't trust you anymore, baby
No not me
Yes, I quit.
you're to blame
I hate you but I love the game.
How to corral my immoral baby?
Sure I'm blind but I don't change my mind
You level-grind but you won't find
Your Scourge Sister, baby.
Take me for what I am
VRISKA
(A blind tree girl)
TEREZI
Who I was meant to be
VRISKA
(Full of highfalutin' morals)
TEREZI
And if you give a damn
VRISKA
(And fancy reservations)
TEREZI
Take me baby or leave me
VRISKA
(A killer's a killer!)
VRISKA + TEREZI
That's it
TEREZI
I know you won't play fair
VRISKA + TEREZI
I quit
TEREZI
So get out of my hair
VRISKA + TEREZI
Sister
VRISKA
What is it about you?
VRISKA + TEREZI
Can't play with you or without you
Take me for what I am
TEREZI
Who I was meant to be
VRISKA
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
TEREZI
And if you give a damn then
Take me baby, or leave me
VRISKA
Take me baby, take me or leave me
VRISKA + TEREZI
Take me baby or leave me
(spoken) Guess I'm leaving, I'm gone!
*FEED ME, VRISKA (GIT IT)*
by Fawn (Vriska and Spidermom)
written by Derp, with edits and additional dialogue by Fawn
SPIDERMOM: Feed me...
VRISKA: ...I beg your pardon?
SPIDERMOM: Feed me.
VRISKA: I can't feed you anymore!! Their spirits come back!
SPIDERMOM: Feed me, Serket, and FEED ME NOW!
VRISKA: I-I can't!
SPIDERMOM: But I'm STARVING!
VRISKA: Look, maybe I can give you some of my blood?
SPIDERMOM: More.... More! MORE!
VRISKA: There isn't any more! What do you want me to do, cut off my arm and feed it to you?
SPIDERMOM: Aaah!
VRISKA: ...look, I've got an idea. I'll go down to Equius' and pick you up a nice chopped musclebeast--
SPIDERMOM: Must be troll...
VRISKA: Mom, I can't--
SPIDERMOM: Must be fresh...
VRISKA: You know that isn't possible!
SPIDERMOM
Feed me!
VRISKA
Does it have to be Troll?
SPIDERMOM
Feed me!
VRISKA
Does it have to be live?
SPIDERMOM
Feed me!
VRISKA
How do I stop them from haunting me?!
SPIDERMOM
Feed me, Vriska
Feed me all night long
That's right, Guuurl
You can do it!
Feed me, Vriska
Feed me all night long
Hahaha
'Cause if you feed me, Vriska
I can raise you big and strooonng
VRISKA: No, I can't do it, Mom. I can't do it without them haunting me!
SPIDERMOM: It'll be worth your while.
VRISKA: ...what? How?
SPIDERMOM: You think the praise is all a coincidence? When you kill, you prove that you're the BEST FLARPer!
VRISKA: ...look, I don't have to listen to you. You're JUST a Lusus, and I'm too old to be nannied by you!
SPIDERMOM: So what, you're better than me now? I'll eat no matter what, Vriska. Whether you agree to bring me food or not.
VRISKA: ...you wouldn't....
SPIDERMOM: So by helping me, you're really helping yourself.
Would you like s'more red shoes?
Or an auspistice to keep tracka you?
How about bidding your fears adieu?
You gonna git it.
(spoken) If you want it.
Would you like to FLARP every day
Just like Mindfang, gettin' to slay
Just give your spider momma some pray
You gonna git it.
I'm your Lusus, I'm your friend
I am willing slave.
Take a chance, just feed me and
You know the kinda eats,
The kinda rainbow treats
The kinda sticky licky sweets
I crave!
Come on, Vriska, don't be a putz
Your life can be greater than a purple blood's
Show a little 'nitiative, work up the guts
And you'll git it
VRISKA
I don't know.... I don't know!
I have so, so many strong reservations
Should I go and perform ... mutilations?
(spoken) ...again.
SPIDERMOM
You didn't have nothin' 'til you met me.
Come on, girl, what will it be?
Loot?
Fame?
Getting all of the levels?
What about your quadrants?
Think it over.
There must be someone you can kill
To make me some LUNCH!
Think about a kismesis
Getting meddled by an auspistice
You'll fill pails my little miss
And you'll git it
Ahh-hah!
VRISKA
Gee I'd like some Pchooos,
Flying around and I do what I choose,
Make that brown blood cry as I cruise
SPIDERMOM
So go git it!
If you wanna be profound
And you really gotta justify
Take a breath and look around
A lot of folks deserve to die
VRISKA: WAIT A SECOND WAIT A SECOND. That might be true. But their ghosts won't stop haunting me! I-I can't feed you without Aradia sicking them on me. In case you didn't know, that's really unpleasant!
SPIDERMOM: Well, sure. If you have a conscience.
VRISKA: It's not just about conscience! It's.... I can't do anything without her getting in the way!
SPIDERMOM: But what if you kill her?
VRISKA: ...no, she's too smart to get fed to you.
SPIDERMOM: Who said she had to get fed...? With her gone, you can feed me as many Trolls as you'd like....
VRISKA + SPIDERMOM
If you want a rationale
That is what you need right? (yeah yeah yeah)
Stop and think it over, gal
That chick will be ashes tonight!
That chick will be ashes tonight!
That chick will be ashes tonight!
VRISKA
She's so nasty, treating me rough!
SPIDERMOM
Summoning ghosts and talking so tough
VRISKA
You need blood and we'll get more than enough
SPIDERMOM
I need blood and we'll get more than enough
VRISKA + SPIDERMOM
We need blood and we'll get more than enough!
SPIDERMOM
(spoken) So ... go git her....
*STARS AND THE MOONS*
by Fawn (Vriska)
written by Fawn with assistance from Zigkirby and Kuraiou
VRISKA
I met a Troll who was obsessed with Pupa Pan
Who despite all the odds would always wear a smile.
I met a Troll who at the face of danger ran
Who would barely respond at my attempts to rile.
I tortured him, so when I tried to kiss him
He got scared and he pushed me away
So it took him a while just to say:
“I’ll give you stars and the moons and we'll FLARP together
And I'll help you get all the loot
We'll get all of the levels from the trials we weather
And we'll have lots of fun to boot.
Even though I know I’m not strong I think you can teach me
I promise that I won’t, uh, whine.”
And I said: "Tavros?
Just grow a fucking spine."
I met a Troll who was a dweller of the sea
Who wanted to kill all landdwellers on a whim.
I met a troll who's more theatrical than me
Who asked if I would like to FLARP some more with him
Though I said sure, as time went on I grew bored
So I quit before things got too bland
And he whined: "But I don't understand
I'll givve you stars and the moons and hatred abound
A bloody rivver beneath our fleet
And for your lusus I'll get fresh troll meat by the pound
In a campaign that can't be beat
I'll be the hottest iron in your fire, so just tell me
How I can keep you wwith me"
And I said: "Eridan?
Go cry to Feferi."
I met a boy from the universe that we made
A pretty derpy kid who walked a path of hope
I met a boy in the Land of Wind and Shade
It's my job to make him a bit less of a dope
So I guess I'll just manipulate him
If I flirt, I'll control what he thinks
But I guess should click on these links....
It's a clip of Nick Cage from the movie Con Air
He's the hottest man I've ever seen
He's in a blood-stained wifebeater and has greasy hair
And the sweat gives his skin a sheen
And he is soulfully standing there holding a bunny
I think that I may just swoon!
And I thought: "Oh my"
Guess found my mate!
So I made my shrine
But since Earth was gone
He'd already died
I was all alone
And I couldn't dream
I sat in the lab
In this universe
And I thought: "My God
I’ll never have the Moons."