Here’s a heads up: this show is nuts
Here have some blood, and gore ang guts
And you’ll probably hate the main character
I’M TEN YEARS OLD, AND HATE THE WORLD
BUT SCREW YOU ALL, CAPSLOCK IS GOLD
YOU MAY THINK I’M JUST A BRAT
(seriously, guys, i’m freaking ten, i get better!)
I DO BELIEVE MIKASA’S GOD
HE-MAN WANTS HIS HAIR BACK, ARMIN; HE CALLED
IS THAT MY MOM?
WAIT, SOMETHING’S WRONG…
I’M FUCKING DONE
I’M RAGE-QUITTING THIS SHIT
LET ME THROW MY HISSY-FIT
GOTTA KILL THE TITANS
THOUGH I’M JUST TEN
SAW MY MOM GET EATEN
THEN PUNCHED ARMIN
(colossal titan, colossal titan)
I’m coming to get you, and play peek-a-boo
(colossal titan, colossal titan)
I fell from the sky, too; hi, nice to meet you
IT’S XEHANORT, FROM KINGDOM HEARTS
WE’RE STARTING FIGHTS, AND BLAMING FARTS
STILL HATE THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY JEAN
FELL ON MY FACE; I’M BACK AGAIN
IT’S BEEN THREE YEARS, SO NOW WE’RE MEN
THIS IS IT, GOTTA JINX THIS SHIT
OH, LOVING CRAP
THE TITAN’S BEHIND ME
QUICK – I’VE GOT TO MAKE HIM BLEED
EVERYBODY’S WHINING
ARMIN’S CRYING
SOON THEY’LL ALL BE DYING
YOU THINK I’M LYING?
(colossal titan, colossal titan)
I’ll pop up behind you, and ruin the mood
(colossal titan, colossal titan)
I fell from the sky, too; I’m freaking cool, dude
“Please, just don’t die…”
That’s all I said
The dumbass then goes…
And winds up DEAD
I’m freaking OUT!
Eren just got eaten!
What the hell, I don’t even
Nobody is safe, no
No one’s safe, no
Protagonist or not, though
Only this damn show!
(I am a titan, I am a titan)
I’M SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE – way too attractive…
(I am a titan, I am a titan)
How’s this freaking happen?
Eren’s a titan
Here have some blood, and gore ang guts
And you’ll probably hate the main character
I’M TEN YEARS OLD, AND HATE THE WORLD
BUT SCREW YOU ALL, CAPSLOCK IS GOLD
YOU MAY THINK I’M JUST A BRAT
(seriously, guys, i’m freaking ten, i get better!)
I DO BELIEVE MIKASA’S GOD
HE-MAN WANTS HIS HAIR BACK, ARMIN; HE CALLED
IS THAT MY MOM?
WAIT, SOMETHING’S WRONG…
I’M FUCKING DONE
I’M RAGE-QUITTING THIS SHIT
LET ME THROW MY HISSY-FIT
GOTTA KILL THE TITANS
THOUGH I’M JUST TEN
SAW MY MOM GET EATEN
THEN PUNCHED ARMIN
(colossal titan, colossal titan)
I’m coming to get you, and play peek-a-boo
(colossal titan, colossal titan)
I fell from the sky, too; hi, nice to meet you
IT’S XEHANORT, FROM KINGDOM HEARTS
WE’RE STARTING FIGHTS, AND BLAMING FARTS
STILL HATE THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY JEAN
FELL ON MY FACE; I’M BACK AGAIN
IT’S BEEN THREE YEARS, SO NOW WE’RE MEN
THIS IS IT, GOTTA JINX THIS SHIT
OH, LOVING CRAP
THE TITAN’S BEHIND ME
QUICK – I’VE GOT TO MAKE HIM BLEED
EVERYBODY’S WHINING
ARMIN’S CRYING
SOON THEY’LL ALL BE DYING
YOU THINK I’M LYING?
(colossal titan, colossal titan)
I’ll pop up behind you, and ruin the mood
(colossal titan, colossal titan)
I fell from the sky, too; I’m freaking cool, dude
“Please, just don’t die…”
That’s all I said
The dumbass then goes…
And winds up DEAD
I’m freaking OUT!
Eren just got eaten!
What the hell, I don’t even
Nobody is safe, no
No one’s safe, no
Protagonist or not, though
Only this damn show!
(I am a titan, I am a titan)
I’M SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE – way too attractive…
(I am a titan, I am a titan)
How’s this freaking happen?
Eren’s a titan